“What, You Egg?” Shakespearean Humor Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Soft, breathable cotton long sleeve with a dark, slightly vintage vibe. The front features a single illustrated egg resting on a bed of lace-like frills, topped by the whimsical script: “What, you egg?” It reads like an inside joke — playful, a little irreverent, and quietly clever. Wear it on cool mornings with jeans and a beanie, or layered under a denim jacket for city strolls. The lightweight but sturdy knit keeps the print crisp while the ribbed cuffs and collar hold their shape. This shirt lands where deadpan humor and cozy wardrobe staples meet: subtle enough for everyday wear, distinctive enough to spark a smile from someone who gets the joke.

Product features
- 100% cotton: strong, smooth fabric ideal for lasting prints
- Wide rib collar for classic, comfortable neckline
- Classic fit that layers easily
- Ribbed cuffs to keep sleeves in place
- Durable spun fibers for a soft but sturdy feel

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean