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"Thy Pussay Be Phat" Medieval Ailurophile Unisex Hoodie

$39.99
Colors: Cement
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A quietly charming hoodie that feels like a warm nod from a friend. Soft, medium-heavy fleece and a relaxed, dropped-shoulder fit make it a go-to layer for slow mornings, walk-and-talks, and evenings with tea. The front artwork—an artful pear illustration framed by small botanicals and hand-lettered text—reads like a vintage page found in a favorite book. It sits low and calm on the chest, adding personality without shouting. Wear it when you want comfort that looks considered and gentle humor that only you understand.

Product features
- Soft medium-heavy fleece (8.4 oz) with 80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly for a cozy, durable feel.
- Relaxed silhouette with dropped shoulders and a classic fit for easy layering.
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood and roomy pouch pocket for extra warmth and practicality.
- Sustainably and ethically made: OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and produced in FLA & WRAP-certified facilities.
- Tear-away label and reliable printing options (DTF or DTG) for crisp, comfortable wear.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
2-piece hood

2-piece hood

2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.

Dropped shoulders

Dropped shoulders

Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.

Pouch pocket

Pouch pocket

Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.

FLA and WRAP-certified

FLA and WRAP-certified

Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.

OEKO-TEX Standard 100

OEKO-TEX Standard 100

Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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