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“Does Thou Even Hoist?” Medieval Unisex Hoodie

$39.99
Colors: White
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
A midweight fleece hoodie that feels like a quiet promise to your training. The clean white fabric showcases a bold, vintage-lift graphic on the chest — a focused lifter bracing under heavy dumbbells with the tongue-in-cheek line above and below. It drapes with a relaxed, dropped-shoulder silhouette and a soft jersey-lined hood, so it moves from warm-up to coffee run without fuss. Thoughtfully made in sustainably certified mills and finished with tear-away labeling, this hoodie looks simple but stands for steady effort, fair labor, and lasting comfort.

Product features
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for sustainable manufacturing
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fleece (varies by color)
- 2-piece jersey-lined color-matched hood and pouch pocket
- Dropped shoulders and classic relaxed fit with tear-away label
- Produced in FLA & WRAP-certified facilities for socially conscious manufacturing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
2-piece hood

2-piece hood

2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.

Dropped shoulders

Dropped shoulders

Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.

Pouch pocket

Pouch pocket

Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.

FLA and WRAP-certified

FLA and WRAP-certified

Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.

OEKO-TEX Standard 100

OEKO-TEX Standard 100

Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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