"I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Garb!" SCA Double-Sided Canvas Tote Bag

Carry a grin and a bit of theatrical flair wherever you go. This roomy polyester tote features bold, medieval-style lettering that reads “I don’t need therapy, I need garb!”—a playful nod to costumers, LARPers, Renaissance fair regulars, and anyone who finds joy in historical clothing. The crisp white background makes the black and red type pop, while subtle gold accents give the design a touch of pageant-like charm. It fits underarm or shoulder, holds daily essentials or event gear, and stands up to repeated use thanks to a laminated interior and reinforced handles. Bring it to market day, a faire weekend, or your next fittings—this tote feels like a small, wearable proclamation of what really makes you whole.

Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for heavy use
- Non-woven laminated interior and boxed corners for extra capacity
- Available in three sizes with five handle color options
- Seam-matched stitching and transparent hem thread for a clean look

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.