“I Don’t Need Therapy, I Need Garb!” SCA 16oz Pint Mixing Glass

This 16oz clear mixing glass brings medieval humor to your home bar. Printed with bold, old-world lettering that reads "I don't need therapy, I need garb!", it balances playful fandom with everyday function. Use it to stir and measure cocktails, as a shaker-top vessel when crafting mixed drinks, or simply as a sturdy everyday drinking glass. The heavy solid base keeps it steady while you mix, and the vibrant, crisp print stays bright through regular dishwasher cycles. It sits comfortably on a crowded bar cart and slips easily into the routine of rehearsal dinners, renaissance gatherings, and late-night crafting sessions — a small, cheerful nod to anyone who prefers chainmail to couch talk.

Product features
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup
- Bright, high-resolution printed design
- Versatile: works as mixing glass and everyday tumbler
- 16 oz capacity with heavy solid base for stability
- Durable 100% clear glass construction

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap